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Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

What the bottle says...

Elixer of Capsaicin Extremus

What we say...
Ok, we admit it this was clearly ordered during one of our more 'juvenile' moments but it is a cool looking bottle, a damn stupid name and sometimes there is no better reason than that to have a bottle of - actually very tasty - west indian style hot sauce in your cupboard. Please note that despite what it says on the bottle, we really don't recommend you use it for medicinal purposes.

Price: 4.99 for 180ml bottle

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Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce - Ingredients/Contents
Scotch bonnet peppers, mustard, modified food starch, salt, onions, vinegar, turmeric, sugar, preservative

Size: 180ml bottle

Heat Rating: Fiery

Maker: Professor Phardtpounders

Country of Origin: USA

by will mcgregor
nice sauce, i splash it into my homemade lentil soup, works a treat!!

by Sir Chillihead
I love this sauce and always always always have it in my cupboard. It bears similarities to Blair's Golden Death but, unusually for me (as I'm a big Blair's fan), I prefer this sauce. The blend of Scotch Bonnet peppers and mustard are just perfection. Personally, I tend to simply love this as a topping to my chip shop chips! Also works great in a burger. Whilst the name is somewhat gimmicky, I've been enjoying hot sauces far too long to know better than to judge a sauce by it's name and the cover on the bottle. For me, it's all about the ingredients and this sauce doesn't fail to deliver. That said, I do snigger to myself when asking the missus to bring in the Colon Cleaner when we have guests!..

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