The Hottest Fuckin' Nuts

What the tub says...
We warned you. These are seriously f**kin' hot nuts. That's right we said it - because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot these nuts are. I suppose we could have said "It's like the fiery depths of hell" or that "it's ass-burning" and "even keep away from pets and small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas but that seems so wordy. These nuts are hot as f**k! Succinct, to the point - no beating around the bush! Honesty is alwaysthe best policy isn't it? If these nuts burn you intensely, don't be afraid to let it out. Scream f**k at the top of your lungs. You'll feel better. There is no better verbal therapy.

What we say...
There's not really a lot more we can add to the blurb of the tub. They live up to the hype so you've been warned.

Country of origin: USA

Ingredients: peanuts, salt, habanero chile, dextrose, spices, monosodium glutamate, jalapeno, onion, garlic, natural flavours, citric acid, extractives, paprika

284g tub

Price: £4.99

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Product Reviews

Submited By: Tom V
At first i was quite disappointed by these peanuts. They tasted like ordinary salted peanuts. But as i got further down the tub, they got hotter and hotter. I think they aren't as tasty as the (discontinued?) Whoopass peanuts, but still okay. I think the current rating of 4 is too much credit for these peanuts.

Submited By: Craig Alexander
The name of these got me excited, i was excited when i got them and excited when i read the text written all around the pot. However i was disappointed when i tried them. These really aren't hot, for something that has a rating of 4 i would expect to be unable to eat many in a row, yet i was throwing handfuls of these into my mouth at a time. I have never tried Daves burning nuts but now I'm not sure if i want to, Chilli has to be strong for me to register it, so don't take my word 100% yet don't expect them to blow your mouth

Submited By: steven warwick
These are quite spicy nuts about as hot as the blairs crisps if you have tried those but not so hot you can't eat them. I would buy some plain nuts and some spice shakers to do your own.