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Dave's Gourmet Insanity Sauce
Price:
£4.99
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by Luke Robinson |
Date Added: Saturday 09 August, 2008 |
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It says keep away from animals but I actually bought it to try an keep my dogs away from kitchen door handles (we tried locks and a rope around the fridge and it cost £1,300 in vets fees to fix /remove several teeth!) the trouble was they loved it and cleaned the bit's off the floor which I spilt :( . The good side is it makes a great additive to the rest of my cooking - and Sarah will never try to steal my sauce again! |
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by Ian G... |
Date Added: Friday 25 April, 2008 |
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I was very surprised with this sauce, used sparingly it is really tasty and has a lovely smokey taste to it. 3 to 4 drops in a pizza topping makes for a nice spicy topping without blowing your b**** off. I'm pretty sure you could quickly get to painful levels though :D Certainly a good introduction to the hotter sauces for the curious. |
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by S J West |
Date Added: Thursday 13 March, 2008 |
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This actually, wasn't as hot as I expected it to be, but it was alot tastier. It leaves a real tasty after taste on your lips of garlic and onions with a smokey kinda flavour to it too. Although one thing I might add, this thing makes you sweat like Brit in a Baghdad prison. The heat only took a couple of minutes to die down, but then the drips of sweat started coming, and 5 minutes later they were still there?! This was the most interesting breakfast I've had in a very long time. |
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by Richard Bell |
Date Added: Thursday 29 November, 2007 |
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I’m a fan of hot sauces, so imagine my surprise and delight when I spied bottles of Dave’s Insanity Sauce on the shelves of a local supermarket.
After promptly acquiring a bottle and scuttling back to my lair, I somewhat cautiously* took a dab.
T-minus 2 seconds to ignition: smallish blob planted on tongue. hmmmm… not too bad, warming up.
T-minus 1.5 secs: a hint of a taste I think, getting hotter.
T-minus 1 sec: error, taste buds shutting down, heatwave approaching, what have I done?!
T-minus 0.5 sec: uh-oh, here it comes.
IGNITION (aka thermonuclear detonation): oh-ya, ouch, hu-hu-hu, that’s hot, getting hotter, burny-burny, water, must have water, air, nurse…!
You get the idea.
And that was with a ‘smallish blob’.
Let me tell you, nothing can prepare you for the intensity of the inferno generated by such a seemingly insignificant quantity of ‘sass’.
Contrary to popular belief, inhaling ‘cool’ air over the hot spots in your mouth is utterly useless when dealing with sauces as extreme as this.
Drawing in lots of fresh, oxygenated air has precisely the same effect of blowing on the embers of a fire — yeah, that’s right, they get even toastier and glow red/white hot!
And don’t discount the heating effect caused by the apparent ‘friction’ of the air as it rasps over your highly sensitised (read ‘cremated’) sensory nodules.
Milk and time, lots of time, appear to be the only antidotes to quench the flames.
While perhaps it’s not a good idea to eat it on its own, Insanity Sauce is great when used to spice up sauces or other flavoursome dips lacking in heat. Just go easy with it.
There are a few other uses not listed on the bottle, though:
Insanity Pizza Russian Roulette — Prior to hitting the town for a few drinks, generously coat the prongs of a fork with Insanity Sauce and then proceed to stab certain slices of a large pizza. Repeat as required. Upon returning, sozzled and in dire need of munchies, spin the pizza, see which slice lands nearest you, wolf it down and wait for the ‘Party In Your Mouth’ to begin.
Insanity Tomato Sauce — When round at a friends (let’s call him Peetzie), wait until he leaves the room and seize the opportunity to top up his bottle of tomato sauce with a large helping of the Insanity variety (if its already full, make some room).
Then wait a few days… I did, and one night I received a text message that went something like this:
‘OHYA *******! INSANITY TOMATO SAUCE. MOUTH ON FIRE. TOP MARKS, MATE!’
Quickly calling my ‘mate’ to hear the full horror story, I had to prop myself up against a wall to avoid keeling over with laughter. No, really!
My friend had come in from work and decided to make a sandwich. Bizarrely it consisted of jam, peanut butter, ham and, yup, you guessed it, a thick smearing of ‘tomato sauce’.
He’d been particularly hungry and his first bite would have apparently been worthy of Jaws 1, 2 and 3. Masticating the mix around his mouth, between his teeth and into his cheeks, for about 2 seconds he suspected nothing.
Then, as the BURNING began, he instantly knew what was happening and who’d done it to him.
He also knew that, while he’d just about been able to cope with the pain even a tiny amount can inflict, the greedy dose he’d just chowed down was going to be something else.
And so it was. For two hours!
Stomping around his living room, face contorted in agony, mouth ablaze, lips puffed up like a randy baboon’s backside, he must have looked like Mick Jagger on Ritalin.
Oops.
* I say ‘cautiously’ as I was aware of the product’s reputation, not to mention the fact I had peeled off the ‘Import’ label on the bottle to reveal health warnings concerning respiratory disease, dodgy tickers and the sauce’s ability to strip wax, clean driveways and dissolve gold**.
** This claim is not actually on the label, but that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be. |
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by Jim Kolsing |
Date Added: Monday 29 October, 2007 |
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Yep, the name is about right. insanely HOT. But thats what I like.
Wery good to spice soups and and other dishes up to a really good burning sensation |
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by Russ Birks |
Date Added: Sunday 02 September, 2007 |
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All I did was taste a bit of the residue out of the lid on my finger to test this sauce,thought the burning would never stop!!! Immensely hot,awesome mixed into food though,keep it to a few drops though is my advice! |
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by jonathan southport |
Date Added: Wednesday 25 July, 2007 |
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Daves insanity sauce is the first hot sauce i\'ve tried and it will be the last because if theres anything hotter i don\'t want to know about it. Untill youve experienced D.I.S you have no idea. |
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by jason concar |
Date Added: Tuesday 24 April, 2007 |
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My friends and i have always been hot sauce fanatics. Daves is clearly the hottest sauce i have ever used. One drop and you know exactly why it is called insanity sauce. My friend ollie had to lie down afterwards drinking cold milk.
I however still have daves in the cupboard for the moments of extreme insanity when i need to spice up the blandest dish...Be warned this baby beats anything i have ever tasted before. Thumps up to the original hot sauce.
Ps i do understand there is a new Daves 2 which quite frankly i cannot believe it can be any hotter...Phew..... |
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by Kristina of Stone |
Date Added: Wednesday 18 April, 2007 |
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I love Dave! He is out at pretty much every meal and I have been known to take him to friends houses for meals. There is something addictive about this sauce and it has a good, rich flavour to it. If you can handle your chillies I would definitely recommend this one! I am looking forward to trying his elder brother...Ultimate insanity sauce! |
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by Bob Miller |
Date Added: Sunday 18 March, 2007 |
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I can only say my friend Adam said he likes it hot and when he finished just ONE DROP he really knew what HOT was all about. And that was DAVE'S INSANITY SAUCE. What a great way to spice up your life. As for me I had to mix it with food. Really great and I keep a bottle on my shelf when my friends say they want a little spice; I bring out DAVE. Thanks for letting me comment about your most hottest item I've ever tried. Best wishes, Bob. |
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